If you leave your Fleshlight out in the open someone is bound to find it. Even if you live alone you still run the risk of being discovered.
Case in point: Last week I’d left my Fleshlight on the bathroom shelf and forgotten about it. When some friends came over they saw it.
Save yourself the potential embarrassment and find a good discreet location where you can stash your sex toys.
While you don’t need to go to any extremes like burying your toys underground or hiding them in a safe deposit box at the bank, the place you store them should be out-of-the-way enough that nobody will accidentally stumble on them.
Because the Fleshlight is kind of big and distinct looking, you’ll need to get creative with your hiding place. Especially if you still leave at home or have overly nosy roommates.
(A Standard Size Fleshlight Is Pretty Big.)
If you’re wondering how to hide your Fleshlight, I’ve provided a few suggestions below. These will work for anyone, whether you’re living alone, in a college dorm, or at home with mom and dad. No matter where you’re at these tips will help.
1. Wrap Your Fleshlight In A T-Shirt And Stuff It In A Bag
You probably have shirts you don’t wear. They’re sitting around collecting dust and are ignored by partially everyone. Old unworn shirts are great for hiding your Fleshlight. Particularly when you take things a step further and put them in some obscure container.
If you’re living at home or staying in a college dorm, wrap your Fleshlight in an old T-shirt and stuff it in the bottom of a backpack or duffel bag.
Storing your sex toys this way is easy and no one is going to be suspicious about what’s in the bag. Your roommates or family will just think it contains some clothes you forgot to unpack.
(Roll Your Toy Up Inside The Shirt.)
(A Fleshlight Wrapped In A Shirt Is Pretty Inconspicuous.)
(Could You Tell There’s A Sex Toy In Here?)
(Take The Extra Step And Toss Additional Clothes On Top.)
Hiding your sex toys this way takes all of 30 seconds and protects your masturbator from prying eyes.
2. Stash Your Fleshlight Behind Some Furniture
If you live alone or in an apartment, try hiding your toy behind something. You probably have a cabinet, dresser, or nightstand. Put your Fleshlight behind one of these.
Nobody is going to rearrange your furniture so your toy is guaranteed to stay safe. At my house I usually store my Fleshlight behind a drawer. It’s practically invisible there.
(Now You See Me.)
(Now You Don’t)
This is a great way to hide sex toys and you can use almost any piece of furniture to protect your masturbators.
3. Buy A Fleshlight Flight
If you’re looking for a discreet toy that’s easy to hide and won’t raise any suspicion, you’re in luck. Fleshlight recently released something called the Flight (Amazon). It’s a special toy that’s designed to fly under the radar and go unnoticed.
Originally designed for travelers who didn’t want to deal with nosy airport security, the Fleshlight Flight doesn’t look like your standard sex toy. In fact most people would have no idea what it was.
(Pretty Subtle Design.)
This is basically a last-ditch effort and I’d only recommend it if you’re really worried about someone spotting your toys. But if owning a nondescript masturbator gives you peace of mind, go for it.
Keeping your sex toys a secret is easy. As long as you stash your devices in an off-beat area no one will find them.
Simple hiding spots like the bottom of a backpack can protect you from any unwanted embarrassment. And putting your toys behind a desk or nightstand makes their discovery virtually impossible.
Hopefully these suggestions helped. If you have any advice you’d like to share, feel free to leave a comment. I’d love to hear from you and I’m sure other readers would too.
P.S. If you order a Flight directly through Fleshlight you’ll get a free shower adapter. This usually costs around seven bucks, so you get to save a little money this way.