At some point all men (even good-looking and intelligent ones) will hit a “dry-spell” in their sex life. This is an extended period of time where you just can’t seem to get laid. It sucks.
If you end up in a situation like this there’s a good chance that you’ll end up asking yourself the following question: “Should I get a hooker or a Fleshlight to tide me over.”
This is a great question and one where you really have to weigh the options out. If you’re on the fence about which to use I’ve got some news for you:
Hookers Are Expensive
If you live in an area where it is legal, hiring a prostitute can be a lot of fun. For a few hundred bucks you can fuck a super hot chick who looks just like a model. On top of this, a lot of escorts will let you do things normal girls wouldn’t, like threesomes and anal.
However, hiring escorts can get expensive. Especially if you have a high sex drive. I live in a place where prostitution is legal and an “inexpensive” hooker will run you about $150 an hour. If you visited that girl three times a week you’d be spending $450. And if you did this every week for a month you’d have spent $1,800. That’s quite a lot of money. At least enough to cover rent or a mortgage payment.
You Are Exposing Yourself To STDs
A lot of hookers pack their day with clients. Some girl you book for 5 pm might have just finished blowing a guy 30 minutes earlier. On top of this, not all hookers practice safe-sex all of the time. A lot of them will have unprotected sex if their clients pay enough or are regulars.
I’m not some moral puritan and I don’t need to lecture you about condom safety, but I would advise you to use some caution. You don’t know if the girl you’re seeing just swallowed a hot load before she started kissing you, or if she has an STD. Obviously not all hookers are like this and many are perfectly clean. But you d need to be aware of the elevated risk that accompanies paying for sex.
Lastly, if you do hook up with a hooker there’s a pretty good chance that you’ll end up worrying whether or not you caught something. A lot of guys spend days reading over STD information on sites like WebMD or panic about any possible signs of illness. If you get anxious easily, paying for sex probably isn’t the best option for you.
Hiring An Escort Can Be Dangerous
A friend of might bought a hooker while he was on vacation in Thailand. She came over to his rented room, they had sex, and he fell asleep. When he woke up the girl was gone. And she’d taken his passport, cash and laptop with her.
While high-end escorts are very reliable, be aware that many working girls can be mixed up in bad situations. It’s not uncommon for them to invite trouble into your life. Even in the United States prostitutes will sometimes rob their clients, or try to blackmail them. Unless you want to pay for a super high-end escort, there’s a good chance that you could be putting yourself in danger.
Why A Fleshlight Is A Great Alternative To Hiring A Prostitute
I own several Fleshlights (the original, the Katsuni model, and the Stamina Training Unit). I honestly consider them to be more fun than paying for sex. Here are just a few of the reasons why:
- Price – The original Fleshlight Pink Lady (link) costs half as much as the cheapest hooker you could find. I’ve had this toy for three years and it’s held up great. You can literally get off for less than $0.25 a day.
- Cleanliness – Unless you’re loaning your Fleshlight out to neighbors, no one else is going to put their dick in it. The chances of you catching an STD are zero.
- Safety – I’ve fucked dozens of Fleshlights and other sex toys, none of them have ever tried to rob or blackmail me.
- Convenience – If you want to get off, just whip out your Fleshlight and go to town. No need to make any arrangements or book a hotel room.
- Realistic – Honestly the interior of a Fleshlight is pretty indistinguishable from being inside a real woman. Aside from lacking boobs for you to play with there’s nothing you’re really missing out on. You get the joy of sex without the high price tag.
If you want to enjoy sex but can’t seem to meet a girl, you may be tempted to hire an escort. While this can be fun and you might really enjoy it, there are several drawbacks. There’s a higher chance of you catching an STD, the price you have to pay the girl could be a little steep, and you might put yourself into danger. Simply put, when you have to pick between a hooker or Fleshlight, choose the Fleshlight.
When you want to experience the wonders of sex without having to shell out hundreds of bucks or worry about getting robbed, invest in a Fleshlight. They’re affordable, safe, clean, and incredibly realistic. Plus they last for years, giving you a great value for your money.